Thursday, May 26, 2005
The Daily Suckie - May 26th, 2005
I woke up this morning and thought:
Dan Shanoff will be, ahem, pleasuring Dwayne Wade today in the Daily Quickie (see link on left).
And low and behold...
"He's a Dwyaniac! Dwyaniac! On the floor...And he's scoring like He's never scored before..."
First of all...GIVE ME A BREAK. What a stupid stupid analogy. Just because his supposed nickname is "Flash" you have to use a Flash Dance reference, inserting his name? This may be the worst quality writing I have ever seen.
"There was no shame in questioning his hype after game 1". YES THERE WAS. Just another example of how fickle you are Mr. Shanoff. Sportswriters are not paid to change allegiances every two seconds. You may complain that fans are bandwagoners, but you are the worst of them all, and hopefully your (dwindling) readers will notice this.
And no, he cannot single-handedly defeat the defending champs. Hello? Did you see Zo's playing last night? 4 blocks? That last one was SICK! How can you not mention an aging Alonzo Mourning playing so well? And then there is a little someone we like to call Shaq...
Brown nosed
The other day, Shanoff reported that Larry Brown was talking to the Cavs about a GM position...which was obviously just a rumor that writers like Shanoff helped to further by saying that they trumped the Pistons-Heat series. Why don't you actually act like a REPORTER and stop furthering rumors, Jackoff?
AI aint no 'Mo
Allen Iverson is a changed man Shanoff. Have the last two seasons not shown you that? Why do you insist that he will constantly challenge a coach that is one of his best friends and a great coach for the city of Philadelphia? Get your facts straight and do your research. Once again, Shanoff is trying to add heat to a fire where there isn't even any smoke.
Biggest Story
The Biggest story in the sports WORLD yesterday was Liverpool coming back from 3 goals down in 7 minutes to tie AC Milan in the Champions League Finals and then win it on PKs (3-2). And yet this bit is relegated to them having 'Mo. Actually, they dont have much 'mo because they can't even defend the title next year due to finishing 5th in the Premiership.
Incorrect Info:
Tampa was actually awarded the 2009 Superbowl, not 2008.
Pathetic attempt at humor:
Two days spent on the "Dwayne Wayne" joke? Don't you have any better material? What next, are you gonna start saying Wazzzzzzupppp?
That's it for today's Daily Suckie. Check in tomorrow for Rocke's addition, his last for a while as he goes to Hawaii for a whole week...leaving me to my own devices starting Tuesday (off for Memorial Day). See ya then!
Dan Shanoff will be, ahem, pleasuring Dwayne Wade today in the Daily Quickie (see link on left).
And low and behold...
"He's a Dwyaniac! Dwyaniac! On the floor...And he's scoring like He's never scored before..."
First of all...GIVE ME A BREAK. What a stupid stupid analogy. Just because his supposed nickname is "Flash" you have to use a Flash Dance reference, inserting his name? This may be the worst quality writing I have ever seen.
"There was no shame in questioning his hype after game 1". YES THERE WAS. Just another example of how fickle you are Mr. Shanoff. Sportswriters are not paid to change allegiances every two seconds. You may complain that fans are bandwagoners, but you are the worst of them all, and hopefully your (dwindling) readers will notice this.
And no, he cannot single-handedly defeat the defending champs. Hello? Did you see Zo's playing last night? 4 blocks? That last one was SICK! How can you not mention an aging Alonzo Mourning playing so well? And then there is a little someone we like to call Shaq...
Brown nosed
The other day, Shanoff reported that Larry Brown was talking to the Cavs about a GM position...which was obviously just a rumor that writers like Shanoff helped to further by saying that they trumped the Pistons-Heat series. Why don't you actually act like a REPORTER and stop furthering rumors, Jackoff?
AI aint no 'Mo
Allen Iverson is a changed man Shanoff. Have the last two seasons not shown you that? Why do you insist that he will constantly challenge a coach that is one of his best friends and a great coach for the city of Philadelphia? Get your facts straight and do your research. Once again, Shanoff is trying to add heat to a fire where there isn't even any smoke.
Biggest Story
The Biggest story in the sports WORLD yesterday was Liverpool coming back from 3 goals down in 7 minutes to tie AC Milan in the Champions League Finals and then win it on PKs (3-2). And yet this bit is relegated to them having 'Mo. Actually, they dont have much 'mo because they can't even defend the title next year due to finishing 5th in the Premiership.
Incorrect Info:
Tampa was actually awarded the 2009 Superbowl, not 2008.
Pathetic attempt at humor:
Two days spent on the "Dwayne Wayne" joke? Don't you have any better material? What next, are you gonna start saying Wazzzzzzupppp?
That's it for today's Daily Suckie. Check in tomorrow for Rocke's addition, his last for a while as he goes to Hawaii for a whole week...leaving me to my own devices starting Tuesday (off for Memorial Day). See ya then!
